lol I have another friend that reminds me of this person. Seems like something he would do.
He has a 95 GT with a 347 with some victor jr heads and a built c4. Does not have A/C, has a hole cut in the factory hood (which is painted flat black) for the intake to clear, and the clear coat has come off. The fastest you can cruise in the car is about 55mph because of a 3 speed transmission and 4.10 gears. Overall it's about a $6,000 car.
He listed it up for sale on Ebay and said he would not take anything less than $18,000 for it, or would consider trading it straight across for an 03/04 cobra. It made it that much more funny, because his car would not outrun a stock 03/04 cobra.