Met the girl of my dreams today

[65stanger]

Whew; blonde hair and looooooooong legs. And um, errrr...........
I bet she's cute (haven't gotten that far up yet)!

I think she's cute!

And she likes you, and I'm assuming at least one of the kids likes you. The boy, well, let him play on the eingine one quiet day. And, an 11 year old protective son kcan't be as painful as a few-month-old playful kitten!

The kids haven't met me yet....Oldest dtr is in college (WA) and their dad has custody of the other two girls. Yup, the 11 y/o with the gun is a girl!.......I think I'll opt for being naked in a small room with a hyperactive playful kitten, Thank-you!

 

[BDT 1967]

What ever you do don't work under the sink, while your in that attire.

 

[chepsk8]

Hah!

All your stories are mediocre at best!

I have been flirting with 66Mustangirl!!!!

Tall, leggy, mysterious, just look at this pic!!!!!!!!



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Eat yer hearts out!!!!!!!!!

 

[BDT 1967]

Hey Heather has those same boots

 

[65stanger]

Hah!

All your stories are mediocre at best!

I have been flirting with 66Mustangirl!!!!

Tall, leggy, mysterious, just look at this pic!!!!!!!!



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Eat yer hearts out!!!!!!!!!

She obviously hasn't met you in person yet!!!

 

[chepsk8]

Upon seeing herself here, 66MG sent a much better picture of herself!

Now we know her true identity!

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Yes, Fritz, I am a legend in my own mind!

 

[BDT 1967]

I like this game


How can this be a true competition when we are all winning

 

[65stanger]

How can this be a true competition when we are all winning

Who said anything about competing?

Yes, Fritz, I am a legend in my own mind!

Ummm.....two things, 1) More like a myth and 2) What mind?

 

[chepsk8]

Ummm.....two things, 1) More like a myth and 2) What mind?

It's more like "mind, I have no mind"




(just ask Deanna!)

 

[StangDreamin']

It's more like "mind, I have no mind"

(just ask Deanna!)

Dan, I've never heard Deanna say you had "no mind"....



No couth, no class, no girlfriend and no prospects;
all that she has said...... but nothing about you having no mind!





EDIT: Teenaged girls can be so cruel to their fathers.....
I only hope someday Cowgirl Tink outgrows that phase - she hasn't been a teenager for a couple years now........

 

[65stanger]

You guys crack me up!

And it's..............Mind over matter, If you have no mind, it doesn't matter!"

 

[chepsk8]

Well, it was working on Wednesday when the rocket scientist were at work!

 

[StangDreamin']

Oh???

 

[chepsk8]

Two of them!

Yes, I am occasionally smart, as one of the areas I work with is the solar source for space simulators, and we are consulting on bring a simulator back "on-line" in Ohio. Incredibly fascinating, yet technical stuff. Each lamp is 32,000 Watts, and there ar 9 of them. Makes for quite a sunburn! and then, i sometimes have problems changing a 7 watt lamp in a night light.....

 

[66Mustangirl]

Yes, I am occasionally smart, as one of the areas I work with is the solar source for space simulators, and we are consulting on bring a simulator back "on-line" in Ohio. Incredibly fascinating, yet technical stuff. Each lamp is 32,000 Watts, and there ar 9 of them. Makes for quite a sunburn! and then, i sometimes have problems changing a 7 watt lamp in a night light.....

So in addition to being funny, handsome and a car-genius, you're also smart??? That's a lethal combination!

 

[chepsk8]

So in addition to being funny, handsome and a car-genius, you're also smart??? That's a lethal combination!

Guys, eat yer hearts out!

 

[StangDreamin']

Two of them!

Yes, I am occasionally smart, as one of the areas I work with is the solar source for space simulators, and we are consulting on bring a simulator back "on-line" in Ohio. Incredibly fascinating, yet technical stuff. Each lamp is 32,000 Watts, and there ar 9 of them. Makes for quite a sunburn! and then, i sometimes have problems changing a 7 watt lamp in a night light.....

So he's putting in a tanning bed at Goddard!

Can't change a night-light? That explains the knee brace in your picture with DCVR!

So in addition to being funny, handsome and a car-genius, you're also smart??? That's a lethal combination!

Yo - Fritz! We're gonna need the Jaws over here! Dan's head just swelled up to astronomical proportions and he can't get out his garage door!

Guys, eat yer hearts out!

Cancel the Jaws.... he just blew out the sidewall....

 

[chepsk8]

Yo - Fritz! We're gonna need the Jaws over here! Dan's head just swelled up to astronomical proportions and he can't get out his garage door!

Cancel the Jaws.... he just blew out the sidewall....

Well, at least I'll have more room in the garage.....

 

[65stanger]

So in addition to being funny, handsome and a car-genius, you're also smart??? That's a lethal combination!

She obviously hasn't taken a good look at your picture!



and his being funny is entirely incidental.....without the rest of the the Closet Crew / Gutter Gang he's about as funny as a broken crutch.....it's all in the set-up.

 

[65stanger]

Yo - Fritz! We're gonna need the Jaws over here! Dan's head just swelled up to astronomical proportions and he can't get out his garage door!

Guys, eat yer hearts out!

Cancel the Jaws.... he just blew out the sidewall....

Well, at least I'll have more room in the garage.....

See!