Saw the rant video, myself, awhile ago on Consumption Junction. The guy talked so slow and low that he seemed like he was stoned out of his gourd on something. He was reading from his own notes with the same bland enthusiasm and loud mumbling that you hear kids in high school using when they have to read textbook passages aloud during class.
NOTE TO ALL FUTURE RAMPAGING PSYCHOPATHS: If you're going to make some kind of manifesto video to make a lame attempt to justify the how and why of your idiotic, homicidal actions, please keep in mind a few of the following points before recording and sending said video to a major news broadcasting studio:
1. Don't mumble. If whatever idiocy you have to say is sooooooo important that you have to torment the friends and family of those you've killed AFTER you and them are all dead, at least speak intelligibly and clearly enough to be heard and understood without the aid of an FBI crime video interpreter;
2. At least TRY to act excited. C'mon, you're about to do your grande finale, your psychotic whooptie-doo 15 minutes (or, in Cho's case, 2.5 hours) of infamy - show some enthusiasm! Because, jeez, nobody else in their right mind is bound to be excited about your crap as you clearly are;
3. Make your "artistic inspirations" more obvious to everyone by costuming yourself. Sure, it's only a matter of time before some stereotypical douchebag in the media or wherever makes the John Woo/Chow Yun-Fat connection between Cho's dual pistol glamour shots and some scenes from movies like, say, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Face/Off, A Better Tomorrow, A Better Tomorrow II, etc. etc. etc. ... Give the media something worthwhile to splash across the front page of their papers and websites! At least grow your hair out a little, don the round sunglasses and grey trenchcoat over designer business dress attire, and poke a toothpick or match between your lips. They're gonna try to make a scapegoat or two out of your antics, anyway, so you may as well make the references plainly obvious, right?
4. Rehearse your lines so that you don't have to read from your own cue cards. You're the lone psycho here, fella. You're the only one passionate about killing people for no good reason at all. At least show enough spunk and fervor to memorize your own BS excuses for committing a random atrocity.
5. Learn to edit your videos. It's terribly unprofessional to have your infamous final rant periodically interrupted by you having to reach behind the camera to switch it on and off between takes, while you re-sort your notecards (see #4), or hurriedly act like you're up to nothing when your flatmate walks in on you during your speech. At least edit out the portions between takes so that the entire production looks seamless ... or at least do it all in one take. Of course, make sure you destroy all of the outtakes, or people on the Internet will have a field day making fun of you when someone finds them, later on.
6. Learn to use a thesaurus, as it's very uncool to repeat yourself. Trite phrases like "raping my soul" sort of lose their dramatic impact when you use them two or three times within the brief length of one speech. (Ironically, Cho was an English major. If he hadn't been so busy planning his shooting spree, and had simply paid attention in class, he would've already known that...)
7. Just because you're a college student doesn't necessarily mean you have to dress like one. C'mon ... you're a raging nutbag, a looney with a mission. Dress the part. A backwards ball cap, khakis, and a backpack do not make for a memorable psycho, and nobody since 1988 has worn fingerless gloves to appear "cool." Also, halfway ripping off prior mass-murdering nutjobs' outfits is a total styling faux pas. (If you need costume ideas, refer to #3.)
8. Make sure you have the correct Zip Code BEFORE beginning your shooting spree, as delaying the delivery of your video sort of makes it lose its dramatic impact with the media ... unless you're going for the delayed shock thing. Oh, and stopping in the middle of your rampage to make a trip to FedEx is also probably not a smart move - duh, what if the cops stop you before you make it to the mailbox, dummy?
9. Especially if you're an English major, try to make your speech as concise and smoothly-flowing as possible. Simply recording random ranting ideas as you have them doesn't make for a cohesive message to the world. Nobody else knows WTF you're thinking by doing the crap you're about to do, so at least TRY to make them understand. (Even though 99.99% of the sane world will in no way agree that killing random, innocent people is in any way justifiable.)
10. Dude, it's 2007. Nobody uses VHS, anymore. Get modern, go digital. Make use of that $19 webcam you've been using for months to secretly nab voyeur videos of the chicks you've been stalking for years beforehand, and use it to record your "I'm gonna show them who's boss!" production. And hey, then you can just upload it to YouTube and wherever else in a matter of seconds with your campus WiFi connection and not have to worry about #8 at all!
It's 12:30am. I'm bored and annoyed. This is the crap I spew in such times.
(For the thin-skinned or misinterpretive, don't get your panties in a bunch and say I'm making light of this massacre. I'm not. It's a horrible mess, I agree, and my heart goes out to the families and friends of the victims. But seriously ... it's hard NOT to berate and ridicule the self-righteous douchebag responsible for the whole mess. )