WHAA-AAA-AAA-AT??????????????

[StangDreamin']

<---Whattheheckisthat below my screen name?????

I thought titles like that were reserved for semi-serious old guys like Fritz and Dan





There must be some mistake............

 

[Daggar]

Welcome to the semi-serious old guy group. Your new affiliation grants you certain rights and privelidges.

You may pick up your denture cream and Depends under garments at the desk near the door. There's no need to sign for them given that you're bordering on senility.

Your StangNet Curfew is now 10M. your account will be deactivated between the hours of 10M and 9:AM. We can't have you roaming around and bumping into things. You will have to obtain your activation card from the nurse each morning after she's assured that you've have taken your medication.

There are several activities gears for members of your age. These activites include but are not limited to:

Stangnet shuffle board
Stangnet Bingo
The Remember Your Name Game
and much much more for our senior Stangnet Citizens.

I must however, inform you that all threads containing pictures of hot chicks will now not be visible through your account. It's a liability issue and I'm sure you understand. We'd hate to be the ones responsible for causing you a heart attack or loss of blood to your cranium.

Once again... Welcome to the Stangnet Senior Citizens Club! We hope you enjoy your time here.

Signed,
The Management


Fine Print: No friends or relatives will be permitted to visit without at least 2 weeks advance notice. This is so that bed sores or other signs of random abuse have time to heal prior to their arrival.

 

[68torinogt]

so what are the requirements for being a founding member??? or anything special

 

[timeless2]

so what are the requirements for being a founding member??? or anything special

Tenure and post count.

 

[68torinogt]

whats tenure? i am learning about the forum thing

 

[timeless2]

whats tenure? i am learning about the forum thing

Tenure.

Founding Member = 50 posts and 1460 days registered.

 

[68torinogt]

so like 4 years and a few post later you have that status, thats cool thanks for being paitient and answering my questions.

 

[timeless2]

thats cool thanks for being paitient and answering my questions.

No problem. No one learns without asking questions.

 

[65stanger]

Welcome to the semi-serious old guy group. Your new affiliation grants you certain rights and privelidges.

You may pick up your denture cream and Depends under garments at the desk near the door. There's no need to sign for them given that you're bordering on senility.

Your StangNet Curfew is now 10M. your account will be deactivated between the hours of 10M and 9:AM. We can't have you roaming around and bumping into things. You will have to obtain your activation card from the nurse each morning after she's assured that you've have taken your medication.

There are several activities gears for members of your age. These activites include but are not limited to:

Stangnet shuffle board
Stangnet Bingo
The Remember Your Name Game
and much much more for our senior Stangnet Citizens.

I must however, inform you that all threads containing pictures of hot chicks will now not be visible through your account. It's a liability issue and I'm sure you understand. We'd hate to be the ones responsible for causing you a heart attack or loss of blood to your cranium.

Once again... Welcome to the Stangnet Senior Citizens Club! We hope you enjoy your time here.

Signed,
The Management


Fine Print: No friends or relatives will be permitted to visit without at least 2 weeks advance notice. This is so that bed sores or other signs of random abuse have time to heal prior to their arrival.

geezer

 

[68torinogt]

No problem. No one learns without asking questions.

so do yall monitor the site 24/7 by shifts or do yall just wing it?

 

[Daggar]

so do yall monitor the site 24/7 by shifts or do yall just wing it?

Wing it? Sir... are you insinuating that we have anything less then a full blown and flawlessly well oiled machine in place to handle each and every circumstance that might possibly arise as a service to our members???

 

[Unbrdld07]

Wing it? Sir... are you insinuating that we have anything less then a full blown and flawlessly well oiled machine in place to handle each and every circumstance that might possibly arise as a service to our members???

 

[mustangman70]

well im goign to go ahead and say dire to the members were on out own server here....im sure were in good hands

OH....and welcome to the elite man lol

**** im only 20 years old (started posting on here ight before i turned 16).....wow that was a long time ago....yikes.

 

[StangDreamin']

Welcome to the semi-serious old guy group. Your new affiliation grants you certain rights and privelidges.

I must however, inform you that all threads containing pictures of hot chicks will now not be visible through your account. It's a liability issue and I'm sure you understand. We'd hate to be the ones responsible for causing you a heart attack or loss of blood to your cranium.

Signed,
The Management

That's what was going on! And here I thought I showed up on the (Gene Pool, OK Corall,Make-BelieveLand, whatever it's now called) Forum shortly after you guys "cleaned things up" today. No Babe pix anywhere over there -unless you count that were-woman in the bikini reposted from the 350Z forums
OBTW, notice all you guys followed me up here

Fine Print: No friends or relatives will be permitted to visit without at least 2 weeks advance notice. This is so that bed sores or other signs of random abuse have time to heal prior to their arrival.

Yeah, sure, like you think Tink isn't gonna find a way around that one!

 

[ForceFed70]

Now I feal REALLY old!

 

[65stanger]

Wing it? Sir... are you insinuating that we have anything less then a full blown and flawlessly well oiled machine in place to handle each and every circumstance that might possibly arise as a service to our members???

Uhoh....now you've done it....he's gonna send you to the.....**GASP** Closet!















Bwaa haa haa haa haa...your carcass is mine now!

 

[chepsk8]

SD -

Good deals on Depends!!!!

Serously, I too was given that honor a year ago. Enjoy it, wear it with pride.

 

[65stanger]

SD -
Good deals on Depends!!!!

Who's Mr. Poopy Pampers now?

 

[68torinogt]

Wing it? Sir... are you insinuating that we have anything less then a full blown and flawlessly well oiled machine in place to handle each and every circumstance that might possibly arise as a service to our members???

no i wasnt insinuating that this place isnt flawless but i see a couple of you at the same time and then none of you at other times i was wondering if yall have set times that you "have to be on the lookout"? i like this site and it seems to run very well thanks to you guys.

 

[7DMACH1]

Welcome to the Old Folks Home..