One particular dumbass: Really? You can't bring raccoons in here?! I usually don't have trouble anywhere else! I'll take my bidness elsewhere.
Another dumbass: You have to take my credit card, it's the law!!!
me: Ma'am our credit card machine is down, we can't run anyones cards right now.
The system should be back up later, sorry for the trouble.
dumbass: I work for the attorney general and I'm gonna have him shut you down!!!
me: please don't say anything cuz your boss will think you're an idiot and fire you.