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breath in Frank.....breath out Frank......in and out....in and out......ahhhhhhh...i think im ok i think im ok i think om ok
MY BEST FRIEND JUST BECAME...YUP THATS RIGHT...A RICER!!
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chrishicks
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- Apr 30, 2005
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ok, here's what you do..sneak over to his house late one night with a bunch of ricer stickers. proceed to place those stickers over all the seams around the doors/windows and especially the handles. then when he notices this make sure to tell him not to remove them because he will kill all his performance. problem solved.
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- Sep 22, 2004
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or better yet ill paint his calipers so he thinks they will stop his car faster......then put a 3 foot tall wing on the trunck lid ...so he can have more rear downforce on a front wheel drive car.....and when its time to cut the grass his car will also look like a lawnmower.....yea yea i feel beter now....hmmm maybe i needed the therapy......yea yea ****it **** that **** e ****in ricer boy....with his ricer ass ****ing car!!!!!..............................breath Frank.......................breath
What about after we eat we get him on StangNet and speak to him so that he will know that he is meaningful to us...
Yeah lets kill'em
Yeah lets kill'em
- Sep 22, 2004
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i have tried to get him on this site before....he isnt a mustang fan and wont come on......but for some reason is in love with the 99 cobra his pops has one and he like it......but i say lets kill him and blow up his lawn mower
I had a close encounter like this just last week. My friend is a chevy guy. lame-o. he did have a 2002 gt for a while and loved it. then he bought a truck and after a year he wants a car back. he says he can't go back to the Ford. so he went and test drove nissan 300z's and mazda rx-7's. i told him mazda's were close to ok since Ford owned them. i told him friends don't let friends drive rice. the next day he said he was over the rice idea and wanted to know what i knew about FireHawk's. I told him except for the bow-tie (i know there pontiac's) they were a very nice car. well he had found one for a deal. a 2000. i believe there were only 37 of them made in canada. he traded his truck straight across for it. now he has a v-8 like men should have and when modded (even un modded they claim mid 12's) a car that will give me a good run for my money. it's nice that he didn't go rice even if he went to the competion for a ride.
chrishicks
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its a honda.....with a 3 foot aluminum wing....so call it what you want but that ar is getting ****ed up.......and 86bluecobra....tanx for rubbing it in!!
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i told him it probly sounds just like my gas trimmer or this rc car i used to have...except the rc car would whip his ass in a race!!
- Sep 22, 2004
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i used to plead with him to get a stang.......but now all i will just beg him to at least go back to the z2slow i mean z28.....at least !!....and its ok you can rub it in all you want....if i comes down to it...ill be having fun drowning his rice in water!
hamonkeiser
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The only way to save your friend is to seek out the head ricer & drive a wooden stake through his heart.
....well at least that works on vampires. Can't hurt to give it a try on ricers
....well at least that works on vampires. Can't hurt to give it a try on ricers
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haaa that has been my mision for 6 years now...im sure its all the domestics mission.....to find the head ricer who has started this sooo called trend of riceness
Ever thought of just steeling his keys and placing his civic in neutral at just the right moment in the driveway... say when the garbage truck is parked behind it 
- Sep 22, 2004
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no then he might become a real ricer and bondo then drive around with th whole car primered dark or light gray but drive it like that for 2 years!!
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