Who wants to drive my Cobra?
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i might have to save that one......hehe -
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hicalibrbulit
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ASD said:Dave,
I am not sure about redneck lawn art but I am sure it runs in your family. I leave the knob polishing to my wifeand since I have never seen you with a woman I will assume Keith is taking care of that for you.
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Also, I don’t keep saying my car is fast.... I just keep telling you yours is not.
Yeeee-Hawwww!!! That was some funny chit!! Keith, I assume you haven't read this yet but I am expecting something good!
fiveohwblow
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Did he really get banned? What for just out of curiosity? (sp)duner said:Just look at his custom title
Rootus
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Here goes... 
So on the same night, in the same air, tailwind or not, I posted a slip that showed me gaining on you the whole time. How pathetic, you started with a 0.4 second lead from those drag radials, and at the other end of the track it was down to 0.2 seconds. 
And I do believe that all my runs trapped higher than 115.5 .
for ya. But you might need to give him some 
first. And after you spank him, you can 
it to him, since as you said, you like to be the pitcher...
And while Keith is a nice guy, he ain't that nice...
You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...
Except for that one time...03yellowvenom said:And then its on
Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph.03yellowvenom said:
So on the same night, in the same air, tailwind or not, I posted a slip that showed me gaining on you the whole time. How pathetic, you started with a 0.4 second lead from those drag radials, and at the other end of the track it was down to 0.2 seconds. And I do believe that all my runs trapped higher than 115.5 .If you were pulling timing on the top end, and that is not a problem anymore, how come your trap speeds still suck ass?03yellowvenom said:
You offering? Sorry, not interested. Maybe Allen will03yellowvenom said:
for ya. But you might need to give him some first. And after you spank him, you can it to him, since as you said, you like to be the pitcher...Better watch it, Dad, you can be a target too. Your almighty Corvette does not make you immune.Rogue Cobra said:
You keep saying yours is faster than mine, but you refuse to bring it. Panty waist...ASD said:
I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though...PantyWaist said:
And while Keith is a nice guy, he ain't that nice...Weren't you self banned for a while? I liked it better that way...gospeedgo said:
Rule one of Fight Club is ...fiveohwblow said:
You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...
fiveohwblow
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Ill remember that. Thanks.Rootus said:Here goes...
Rule one of Fight Club is ...
You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...
Rogue Cobra said:Wow, this thread is like a train wreck. You know you should not keep coming back and looking, but you just can't help it.
Patrick
Yup. The thread has taken on a life of its own. In any case, Varian and I picked up the Jeep today.... Pics later.
ASD
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Soon enough
A few of you have met my wife but I usually keep her away from perverts like you.I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though...
Is that what you two call his manhood the Ban-Stick?You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...
ASD
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03yellowvenom said:
Damn Ed your on a roll today.
Nice to see someone else in here layin down the smack.
ASD
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fiveohwblow said:
yep... they banned me!
For telling the truth about their love for one another. I still haven’t figured out which one is the B*tch? If I had to guess its Dave because of his G-String!
hicalibrbulit
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Rootus said:Here goes...
Except for that one time...
Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph.
If you were pulling timing on the top end, and that is not a problem anymore, how come your trap speeds still suck ass?
You offering? Sorry, not interested. Maybe Allen will
Better watch it, Dad, you can be a target too. Your almighty Corvette does not make you immune.
You keep saying yours is faster than mine, but you refuse to bring it. Panty waist...
I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though...
Weren't you self banned for a while? I liked it better that way...
Rule one of Fight Club is ...
You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...
Dayum Dave!! You're like the king-fu master of
. Taking on a group at a time all at once, rapid-fire like. You even saw the guy behind you! This has got to be one of the "great" hijackings in recent history.
Darkness
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DAMN this is getting interesting....smack talking like the good'ol days of SN... BUT some of you fools need to realize that we're all brothas here so keep it civil and offensive comments to a minimum. Its cool to read this kind of trash but some people might get offended and even hold grudges…. but of course that’s all pu$$y 5hit and none is gonna do that.
On a side note I have seen Allan with a lady and even seen Bill with a chick but he’s so clueless that he couldn’t keep her longer than that weekend.
On a side note I have seen Allan with a lady and even seen Bill with a chick but he’s so clueless that he couldn’t keep her longer than that weekend.
The Factor
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ORINGINALY POSTED BY BY "THE RED R O O S T E R" I mean "ROOTASS" : ) Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph.
............Dave you must be smoking some pretty good crack, because I was done racing a few hours before you and you only had the one 117 run so you say, I never saw it, but anyway I was pulling timing that night and was still faster than you and like I said when your ready to back up your mouth at the track let me know, you and I both know im faster than you so just except it or step up to the plate and back it up at the track, instead of with your key board or have a seat and finish your coke and a and except reality.
............Dave you must be smoking some pretty good crack, because I was done racing a few hours before you and you only had the one 117 run so you say, I never saw it, but anyway I was pulling timing that night and was still faster than you and like I said when your ready to back up your mouth at the track let me know, you and I both know im faster than you so just except it or step up to the plate and back it up at the track, instead of with your key board or have a seat and finish your coke and a
and except reality.
The Factor
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The Factor
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ASD said:If I had to guess its Dave because of his G-String!
I do know one thing, that g-string must be way to tight its causing him to have illusions of being faster than me,talks all that smack yet he wont race me 
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