Street Master, Master of all things automotive, Super Stallion
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Now you've gone and started a war.
Well, as for fitiing 7 in the vert, I was driving, my friend in the passenger seat with a girl in his lap, my other friend in the back with 3 girls, one of them was in his lap and had her legs up on the center console. i really am going to be a good mechanical Engineer, I made the Musatng a 7 passenger vehicle.
Panama City is THE place to party in the south, and it has Club La vela, the largest club in the country. i go down there all the time, since it is only about a 4 to 5 hour drive from where I live. It is a great place, if you like to party. the strip there is about 8 miles long, so you can cruise for hours, and pick up hot women
Who are you talking too? I know you aren't talking to me b!tch. JK
Anyway, I'm thinking about ditching class tomorrow and going to see american pie 2. Not really but it was a thought. I might go see it tomorrow though. Not sure. Depends if I get all of my work done. I'm thinking I will though. Anyway, this was my free post.Civic's are like the drivers. Small and pu$$ies.
VW's should have died in the 70s.
GM = God's Mistake
Ford = First On Race Day
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Dreadpyrat
Founding Member
Nonono DC, you have the right idea. Flames will keep this post alive. Nothing says "locked thread" like angry spiteful words cast upon anyone in this forum.
Wow, I'm such an instagator huh?
What we need here is some real meaty conversation that will get everyone involved. And for that, there aint nothing better to talk about than....sex. How bout that Shannon Elizabeth in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, huh? Hoooodoggie. THat is one fine peice o...whoa now!
OK, heres my plan for keeping this thread alive. See if you follow me here. I start a sentence and someone else posts the next part of the sentence, and rthen someone esle adds on to that..got it? Here goes.
"Man, if Shannon Elizabeth would just ride in my stang, just once, I'd....."
Wow, I'm such an instagator huh?
What we need here is some real meaty conversation that will get everyone involved. And for that, there aint nothing better to talk about than....sex. How bout that Shannon Elizabeth in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, huh? Hoooodoggie. THat is one fine peice o...whoa now!
OK, heres my plan for keeping this thread alive. See if you follow me here. I start a sentence and someone else posts the next part of the sentence, and rthen someone esle adds on to that..got it? Here goes.
"Man, if Shannon Elizabeth would just ride in my stang, just once, I'd....."
Dreadpyrat
Founding Member
Originally posted by DCMustang00
I DON'T WANT TO READ MY DAMN HISTORY BOOK!!!
Then don't.
SCREW EM!!!!!!
Must read! Joke!
I found this on another site and had to share.
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts.
But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the
King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need
1,000 gold coins to pay bribes". Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little
of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she
dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the
Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial
command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching
lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four
hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio
anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into
King Arthur's loincloth.
And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King.
Moral of the story: Pay your bills.
I found this on another site and had to share.
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts.
But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the
King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need
1,000 gold coins to pay bribes". Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little
of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she
dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the
Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial
command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching
lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four
hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio
anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into
King Arthur's loincloth.
And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King.
Moral of the story: Pay your bills.
