It is quite clear there is only one way to resolve the issue to hand between the rival parties.
Rock paper scissors. PM me your respective choice, I will review the submissions and declare the rightful victor. Please, no "nukes" I don't care if you used them in 3rd grade, the choices are rock paper and scissors, standard rule set, 3rd revision as dictated by the national RPS council. Rock > Scissors Paper > rock Scissors > paper.
Submissions will be expected by 6pm PST today. Failure to submit a proper answer will be an immediate forfeit.
If you are unable to send a proper response due to literacy issues or complications that may prohibit you from properly spelling "rock" or any of the other choices, a picture of a rock will suffice.
Good luck gentlemen, and may God be with you.
since you called "no nukes" does this mean that moab's and daisy cutters are out too?