Idiot5.0 said:Yeah, the integra I raced was all motor had a fart can and when we raced there was no BOV. We both went into taco hell and he had a turbo timer on the car. WTF.
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Idiot5.0 said:Yeah, the integra I raced was all motor had a fart can and when we raced there was no BOV. We both went into taco hell and he had a turbo timer on the car. WTF.
Project 77 said:I would have to say the best one was this summer. was hanging out with a friend in Lancaster PA, at the local hangout when a few ricers pulled in. My friend has a 98 GT...nice car, has some basic bolt ons and CObra R rims and Cobra front end, I was driving my 76 CObra II with a 351W. Thei Korean kid who came rolling in in a bone stock yellow Neon comes over and is checking out our cars. He ask's me to fire up the CObra, so i do. Now my CObra II has single chamber flows...very loud...he asks what my exhaust is, i tell him, then he tells me with a straight face i need 4 or 5 chamber flows because they flow better. He then proceeds to look inside, AFTER i tell him the car has a C4 automatic...he comes back out of the car and tells me i should get a sequential clutch...WTF is a sequential cluth in a C4? I laughed like only i could and then the funniest thing he said all night escapes his lips "lemme take it for a spin"
Cobracanuck said:my best one is from a couple summers ago, 16 yrs old with my first stang, 88 coupe. Im on my way to a party when at a light a z34 lumina pulls up with 2 guys in it. The driver asks me to race, when his buddy in the passenger seat says to his friend "dont do it guy, thats 5 liters over there!!" but the guy keeps revving his engine at me. Sure enough, light goes green and i friggin kill him, obviously. I mean 5 car lengths by the time i shifted into second. Anyways, me and my friend continue on to this party. Im there, mingling, having a beer when i hear these 2 guys talking to these hotties about their killer car, and how they just beat a 5 liter mustang. So i walk over there and ask him "you dont by chance have a white lumina, do you?" and he says "yeah, why?" . so i said "that 5 liter mustang was mine, and i just overheard your story, do you want to tell them what really happened?". He shutup pretty fast and the girls laughed at him. I made him feel like his penis was about 2 inches big. it was great.
BlueOvalStangGT said:This isnt really a ricer post, but it is an import so im going to tell it anyway. I was down in West Palm the other day(rich people place) sitting at a light and a convertible porsche pulls up. It was 2 old guys with 2 younger chicks. One guy looks over and says "1989, before you were even born". I told him "Sorry bud but i was born in 87, your cars ugly(even though it was one of the nicest, cleanest cars ive seen in a while), and those chicks are just with you because of your money". The girls look all confused"blonde, no offense to our female audience", the guy words "smoke em" to the driver and the light turns green. We both take off, only can hit 65 and then we back off. After i slow down the guy does too and hes just cruising a couple cars back. After the next light the guy drives by me with the top up, windows up and looking the opposite way. So I give him a nice wave goodbye(middle finger may have been sticking out past the rest of my fingers but that was strictly by chance and its the thought that counts) While the thing would have probably beat me if there was only a driver I dont care, if you got a nice car and your making fun of other cars the cost only a portion of yours you deserve a nice whoopin(unless your car is dropped 3 inches with a 3 foot alluminium wing, clear lights and a 10 inch exhaust).
kevin
sorry for the long post
my best one is from a couple summers ago, 16 yrs old with my first stang, 88 coupe. Im on my way to a party when at a light a z34 lumina pulls up with 2 guys in it. The driver asks me to race, when his buddy in the passenger seat says to his friend "dont do it guy, thats 5 liters over there!!" but the guy keeps revving his engine at me. Sure enough, light goes green and i friggin kill him, obviously. I mean 5 car lengths by the time i shifted into second. Anyways, me and my friend continue on to this party. Im there, mingling, having a beer when i hear these 2 guys talking to these hotties about their killer car, and how they just beat a 5 liter mustang. So i walk over there and ask him "you dont by chance have a white lumina, do you?" and he says "yeah, why?" . so i said "that 5 liter mustang was mine, and i just overheard your story, do you want to tell them what really happened?". He shutup pretty fast and the girls laughed at him. I made him feel like his penis was about 2 inches big. it was great.
Zero Signal said:But whay put a z34 in a Fiero when you can get a Cadillac V-8 in it