nonono
not cruel enough
ex lax in his dinner. then go the his ****ter and take the seat up. take some plastic wrap and stretch it across the bowl then glue it to the ****ter. then put the seat down and put the cover thing down and when he dose in there to **** wala. not only will he **** his guts out but he will get **** all over him.
and if you have 2 bath rooms. lock one of the doors and take the key.